Brought Emmy a bowl (to spittle dittle in), some almonds, and two cans of pop. Penzy dropped out due to fear of vomiting. We added points for anything that was too ahsum, like 'gassing into each other's eyes' among other things.
Started a list of favorite phrases from the chapter
- Screwed up in the bran
- Chop his head off with a sore
Switched to the almonds due to the carbonation burning her tongue.
"OMG SWEET LADY"
Emmy's Comments: I like how he says "sex on me". It's just funny. What about the fact they're goth? It figures that since they're the only goths in the school that they would be friends. And seriously, I've read all the Twilight books and I doubt that Edward would run away crying "NOOOOOOOOOO" P.S: Man-carrot. I like carrots.
- everyone looked happy and clangled at me and i went blushing to sit on my freinds
Emmy's Comments: Why does she keep smelling (spelling) sexy like sexoy?
- IM DESPISABLE
Emmy's Comments (EC): I'm just gonna take a whole bum-full, er, I mean handfull! lololol
Maddi's Comments (MC): Was it so sharp that it cut through the steering wheel?
EC: Miku Miku Ni Shite Ageru, Ritsu Ritsu Ni Shite Ageru, Uncle Larry Ni Shite Ageru, Pingas Pingas Ni Shite Ageru, Maddi Maddi Ni Shite Ageru! You just spilled soda on my leg and then wiped it off with your own leg....
MC: *spits coke all over keyboard and bowl*
EC: Your skin is white...at night.
EC: I'm moldy, at night.
MC: As opposed to...A BAD APPLE? *gets funky*
MC: WITH HIS SCHTICKY FRIEND.
EC: Fri-fri-frightly assholey-oley-o~ lololol
MC: AMERICA'S SPERM BACK WHALES AT NIGHT
EC: Is it the same sore she wanted to cut his head off with?
MC: BIG JUNKY EWDARD.
EC: asdfghjkl *gurgles*
MC: SHE BARFED OUT A GRABBY HAND TO TOUCH HIS SHTICKY FRIEND
EC: *soda almost comes out of nose* MALE OBJECT.....pfffft
EC: Isn't it usually just half an hour at most? Don't ask how I know this.
MC: Hurr hurr.
MC:I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT I MUST DO NAOW.
EC: Snape, snape, severus snape....I'M GOING TO SNAPE YOU >
MC&EC: He was....DEAD.
EC: HOLLY SHITE AGERU-U-U~!
MC: THE PHONE NUKED HER HOLY SHITE AGERU.
EC: I almost thought she said 'Naked' and just dripped soda in my cleavage.
MC:...How is he a....racist? wut.
EC&MC: PANDA HERO!
EC: WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-
MC: It's China's pedo-panda-bear.
EC: China has a pedo uiuiua~
EC: I'm a forest floor. 73 73 your thermostat says 73~
MC: I'M JUST A PANDA LOL.
EC: BE MY HUMAN FRIEND, MADDI.
EC: BE. MY. HUMAN. FRIEND.
EC: OH. MY. GAWD....THROWIN DEM BALLS.
MC: SUCK MY JINGLE BALLS- BELLS.
"Lauren came over to me and tries to hit me over the face with her balls and I slapped her in the face."
*Emmy bursts into fit of laughter*
EC: Tiaa, Tiaa, where for art thou Tiaa? I AM EDWARD CULLEN. YAIYAIYAI *awkward screech*
EC: How can blood be soft? ME ROUND ME ROUND ME ROUND ME ROUND ME
-Pause. Emmy spilled the almonds and will be cleaning them up-
EC: I'm gonna pee myself you idiot....likelasttime.
EC: So she randomly found handcuffs on a bench? Nice. Nice Primorsky.
- Throbbing Lavender Man-Fruit-thing
MC: EVIL RODENT PEOPLE
EC: I'M A COW NAMED BELLA. MOOIOOIOO~ I like to sing.
EC: YEAH, YEAH, POTS THE CHAPSTICK. NICE PRIMORSKY.
MC: It worries me that Dave doesn't mind his daughter just wearing panties and a corset and smoking pot which DOESN'T SMELL LIKE CHAPSTICK, DANG FLABBIT.
EC: Niiice Primorsky, Dave. If my Dad did that to me I would call Child Services or something!
EC: Pablo nightmare? Attractive name.
MC: Mexican Goths.
MC: So Snoofles and a high schooler went and basically grinded each other at a Mexican Goth nightclub?
EC: Ah........*picks almond out of teeth*
EC: Jasper isn't gay! have you even read the books, you idiot?
EC: Snoofles never said he was gay!
MC: He is now!
MC: WOOHOO PANDA-HUMAN PARTY IN THE BACKSEAT!
EC:....Car orgies >
- had black hair like the black feathers of a raven in the black darkness.
EC: But was it a BLACK raven in the black darkness? It's because I'm black on Sundays, isn't it?
MC: Wanky perv?....MY GAWD SHE'S BRITISH :'D AHSUM
EC: HE'S NOT CRAZY, like ohmaigawd.